Wednesday, December 16, 2009

WAS JESSICA SIMPSON ONE OF TIGER'S ANGELS???!!!: Star Magazine drops this bomb shell in their new issue ... Just days before she and TONY ROMO called it quits, she and TIGER flirted like crazy at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.According to the Star's source, Jessica and Tony had been arguing because Jessica "felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” so "she decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.” (Tiger, by the way, was Tony's golf partner at the July tournament!)

Star claims phone numbers were exchanged - email addresses too. Unfortunately, we'll have to wait until the issue comes out later this week to get more details. I'll fill you in as soon as I flip through it while in line at the grocery store!

IS TONY ROMO ENGAGED???!!!: There's a report going around the not-always-reliable celebrity blogosphere that TONY ROMO is ENGAGED . . . just five months after he dumped JESSICA SIMPSON.

Tony's new girlfriend, former Miss Missouri CANDICE CRAWFORD, was spotted at the Cowboys game over the weekend wearing a diamond on her wedding finger ...

And how about this for cruel irony . . . Fox News reported yesterday that Jessica wants to design her own line of WEDDING RINGS!!! A so-called "source" says Jess is in talks with a designer about an entire jewelry line, but she's really psyched on the idea of building it around the wedding rings.

A-ROD/KATE HUDSON UPDATE: We told you yesterday that ALEX RODRIGUEZ and KATE HUDSON has supposedly broken up, according to several internet gossip sources. Today we can tell you supposedly why ...

Alex allegedly broke up with Kate because he was turned off by her hogging the spotlight at Yankee games. A so-called pal of A-Rod's tells Us magazine, "[Hudson] wanted more camera time each and every game. She would always want to be styled before games and she'd insist on front-row seats." The source says Kate's mugging before the cameras was a P-R move and that "Alex wanted someone who was more interested in building a long-term relationship than just building their profile." The friend says Alex broke things off a week ago, but things ended amicably.

TIGER RANDOMS: 1.) TIGER'S wife ELIN was spotted out in public again yesterday. This time with the kids ... but once again . . . WITHOUT the wedding ring.
You ever wonder why those paparazzi photographers camp out all night for these celebrity scandals? This might answer that question. Right now – the going price for the first photo of Tiger and his family together starts at $300,000!

2.) There's talk that TIGER WOODS may have been doling out MONTHLY PAYMENTS to his girlfriends. According to MSNBC, some women have mentioned receiving between $500 and $10,000 a month.Some may have been getting as much as 20-GRAND.

According to one chick, there was no official agreement, but it was implied that this was HUSH MONEY.

RIHANNA is on the cover of the new issue of "GQ" magazine ...
In the accompanying interview, Rihanna went into detail about her beat down at the hands of CHRIS BROWN. She said she's still surprised at the reaction it gets from high school girls ...

“Their first question is always ‘what did you do to get hit?’ and I think ‘God, how awful is it that they ask me that? I didn't realize the impact it had on young girls' lives. That's part of the insight I wanna give: stop blaming yourself.

There's nothing you can do, ever, to excuse a man's behavior like that” – So the interviewer asked “did you ever blame yourself?” – she said “I wondered: what did I do to provoke it?”

REALITY BYTES:1.) Fox News is reporting that JON GOSSELIN is BROKE and doesn't have the money to cover his legal bills.

There's no real proof to back that up, although it kind of makes sense. Jon's two main sources of income . . . being a reality show star and selling interviews to talk about, uh, being a reality show star . . . are drying up. "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" is over . . . and last week, a judge granted TLC an injunction against Jon, forbidding him from making unauthorized media appearances.

A so-called "source" says, quote, "Jon's in pretty serious financial trouble because his plan for making money was shut down in court. He has warned his lawyers that he can't pay them if he doesn't succeed against TLC. He will have no funds."

2.) "Real Housewives of New York" BETHENNY FRANKEL has gotten butt-naked for PETA.Her backside adorns a billboard near Manhattan's Times Square with the caption "Fur? I'd Rather Go Naked." She tells the New York Post, "I am especially pleased because it doesn't look like there's been any airbrushing and I was already pregnant when I shot it." But Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice had a much different reaction to the ad ...She twittered, "To quote Bethenny: 'I just threw up a little in my mouth.'"

VIDEO: The director's cut of Britney's "3" ...

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

THE TIGER WOODS INCIDENT: Scroll down for the latest Tiger news, gossip, and innuendo ...

including a picture of TIGER'S high school girlfriend! I don't mean to ruin the surprise for you, but she's white!!!

DID KATE HUDSON AND ALEX RODRIGUEZ BREAK UP???!!!: Rumors started circulating that KATE HUDSON and ALEX RODRIGUEZ have broken up after A-Rod spent this past weekend partying like he was single.

While Kate was in New York promoting her new movie, "Nine", Alex was living it up at a Miami club with TWO WOMEN. A witness told the New York Post, quote, "He was acting very single, and Kate was definitely not there."

We should note that Kate was on "The Late Show with David Letterman" on Thursday night, and Dave made a sly comment about the relationship. Kate tried to be coy, and said, quote, "Yeah, he's a friend of mine. Nice guy."

So if Kate and Alex really DID break up, we don't know when it happened. It's not really clear whether they broke up BECAUSE Alex was tomcatting in Miami . . . or if he was tomcatting in Miami because they had just broken up. Or if they've even broken up at all.

STAR MAGAZINE - by the way -was a full week ahead of everyone else with the speculation. They didn’t have all the facts yet, so they did it as a “blind item” which read ...

“Which athlete has been playing the field behind the back of his a-list girlfriend? One flirty nightclub encounter has already led to a series of dates, and his main girlfriend is getting suspicious”

SNAPSHOT: NICOLE RITCHIE is down with the brown ..."I was just ready and sick of being blonde!"

BABY NEWS: 1.) The newborn son of TOM BRADY and GISELE BUNDCHEN is a week old today . . . and he still doesn't have a name. Tom blames Gisele for this.

He says, quote, "We thought we had a name picked out for about six months and then about two days before he was born she said, 'I don't like that name anymore.' We have about seven or eight choices. I have got to be home for more than just two-three hours so we can talk about it."

2.) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN gave birth to a baby boy early yesterday morning. His name is Mason Dash Disick.

Mason's dad is Kourtney's boyfriend, Scott Disick . . . so that's where the last name comes from. You might recognize the child's middle name, "Dash", as the name of the Kardashian family's clothing boutique.

THE TIGER WOODS INCIDENT/AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE DAY #16: ELIN NORDEGREN surfaced over the weekend for the first time since her supposed Thanksgiving meltdown.

She was photographed pumping gas near her home in Florida. And she WASN'T WEARING HER WEDDING RING.
Britain's not-always-reliable "Sun" tabloid says Elin is planning a TRIAL SEPARATION after the holidays and she's even talking to divorce lawyers.

TIGER'S FIRST: Check out a picture of TIGER'S high school girlfriend, Dina Gravell . . .
He's obviously always had a type, huh?

MEET THE LATEST: TIGER WOODS picked up two new angels over the weekend. Their names are JULIE POSTLE and THERESA ROGERS. Here's what we know about them . . .

Everything we know about Julie Postle comes from her ex-boyfriend. He went to the media whining about how Tiger stole Julie from him.
He claims Tiger was constantly calling and texting Julie . . . and his name would come up on her phone as "Mr. Brightside". (That's the title of a song by THE KILLERS about a jealous male lover.)

He says the affair started in 2004, before Tiger was married . . . but continued even AFTER he got hitched.

The 40-something Theresa Rogers is the oldest woman so far linked to the 33-year-old Tiger. Their alleged affair also occurred before and after the golf superstar got married.There's one more name kicking around the blogosphere. It's LOREDANA JOLIE. She's another girl who was supposedly pimped out to Tiger by that madam, Michelle Braun.HOW TIGER GOT INTO THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE: The National Enquirer first caught Tiger with his pants down more than 2 years ago when the mother of a woman he was having an affair with in Miami tipped them off! So they sent photographers to her apartment to catch tiger in the act -- they got some great shots of them in his S.U.V.

Not surprisingly, “Team Tiger” flew into a panic when they heard about it, and just about gagged when they were shown the photos – so they asked the owner of the Enquirer, David Pecker, if there was “anything they could do” to stop it.

At the time, Pecker had just bought “Men’s Fitness” Magazine – so he made Tiger an offer: pose on the cover, give us an exclusive interview, and we’ll kill the story. He agreed and the Enquirer kept their word. But Tiger was so reckless about his infidelities, a dozen other women came forward over the past two years ... and that’s how he got into the mess he’s in.

TIGER UPDATE #1.) RACHEL UCHITEL got her public apology yesterday from JOY BEHAR. Joy rattled off a quick apology on "The View" . . . and Rachel's attorney later said she accepted it. Case closed.

TIGER UPDATE #2.) CORI RIST . . . #6 of Tiger's many Angels . . . finally broke her silence on the "Today" show yesterday long enough to say she's sorry for the pain she's caused Tiger's wife. Thus, she is now officially promoted from ALLEGED mistress to just plain MISTRESS.

VIDEO: Tiger did a rare sit-down interview one month ago today at the Australian Masters – now, some of the things he said are coming back to bite him in the butt.People who’ve seen the entire thing describe it as “cringe-worthy” ... Tiger actually brags about being a good family man! ...


Monday, December 14, 2009

THE TIGER SEX TAPE ...
Through our connections, we have managed to get our hands on an excerpt. It will probably be removed soon! See it while you still can ... HERE
WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE? ... Her Casanova isn't a cowboy. He's a hockey player.
Scroll down to the "bottom" for the answer ...

THE TIGER WOODS INCIDENT/AMERICAN HELD HOSTAGE DAY#15: Tiger has a new angel. British TV personality JODIE KIDD is the latest in a long and ever-expanding line of women who've allegedly enjoyed some HOT BLASIAN LOVE from TIGER WOODS.

There have been rumors that one of Tiger's as-yet-unidentified mistresses was a British TV presenter. And now, London's "Daily Mail" claims it's Jodie. Jodie admits she met Tiger twice . . . but denies any romantic involvement whatsoever. She says, quote, "I'm aware of the rumors going around about a British TV personality, but I can assure you it's not me. Yes, I have met Tiger on two occasions. "They were both golf related and he seemed very pleasant, but we probably exchanged about three words."

2.) RadarOnline says there's YET ANOTHER mistress out there waiting to be identified . . . and her main goal in life was to try to get IMPREGNATED by Tiger.

A so-called "source" says this chick lied to Tiger about being on the pill, and would try to arrange to see him when she was OVULATING. The source adds, quote, "She thought she'd be set for life financially if she could have Tiger's baby."

3.) The Florida Department of Children and Families sent someone to TIGER WOODS' home on Friday, for what they're calling a, quote, "well-being check." The department apparently received some kind of complaint but they wouldn't say what it was about or who it was from. There's no word on the outcome of the visit.

4.) TIGER issued another statement on Friday. This time, he admitted to INFIDELITY . . . but didn't go into any detail . . . and announced that he's taking an indefinite break from golf.

He said, quote, "I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness.

"It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try."

He added, quote, "After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person."

5.) "The View" has apologized to TIGER WOODS' #1 mistress, RACHEL UCHITEL, for JOY BEHAR'S joke last week. But it wasn't good enough for Rachel. (Joy dropped the now-classic rim shot, "Uchitel she's a hooker.")

The show issued a statement apologizing for Joy's choice of words, but Rachel wants more. Specifically, she wants to hear an ON-AIR apology. She definitely has a point. For the apology to equal and offset the offense, it really should be heard under the same circumstances.

WTW???!!!: It's a pretty weird and scary tattoo CAREY HART got of his wife PINK.

DID LINDSAY LOHAN LIE ABOUT RESCUING CHILDREN FROM SWEATSHOPS IN INDIA???: LINDSAY LOHAN spent some time in India over the past week shooting a BBC documentary on child labor. And now she's being accused of LYING about rescuing kids from a sweatshop.

Over the weekend, Lindsay Tweeted, quote, "Over 40 children saved so far . . . Within one day's work . . . This is what life is about . . . Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!"

She added, quote, "Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time . . . hope everyone can see that."

But she ended up deleting the first part of that post after a social activist in India accused her of taking credit for rescuing those 40 kids, even though she wasn't involved in their rescue at all. The children were freed from a workshop in New Delhi on Tuesday, after having been sold into labor. Some social activist who goes only by the name Bhuwan says that neither Lindsay nor the BBC were even in the country. The raid took place hours before they even landed in India.

The BBC has responded to the criticism by pointing out that Lindsay never actually said she assisted in . . . or was even present at . . . the raid. "She was merely referring to a raid that happened connected to child trafficking . . . the subject of the program."

GOTTA LOVE PHOTOSHOP: TARA REID poses nude in the upcoming issue of "Playboy", and it might not be the frightening disaster some people are predicting ... thanks to the magic of PhotoShop, no doubt. CHRIS BROWN NOT HAPPY WITH WAL-MART: It has come to CHRIS BROWN'S attention that some retailers are not stocking his new disc, "Graffiti", which came out last Tuesday, and he's not happy about it.

On Friday, Chris blew off some steam in a rant on Twitter ...

"I'm tired of this (crap). Major stores [are] blackballing my CD. Not stockin' the shelves and lying to costumers. What the (eff) do I gotta do . . ."

"WTF . . . yeah I said it and I ain't retracting (crap). I'm not biting my tongue about [this] (crap) . . . the industry can kiss my ass."

Then, on Saturday night, he added a few messages, after he personally went to a Wal-Mart in Connecticut and couldn't find his album anywhere. He said, quote:

"Just was at Wal-Mart in Wallingford CT . . . [and] they didn't even have my album in the back . . . [or] on shelves, saw for myself. We talked to the managers and they didn't even know anything. Wow!!!"

Wal-Mart hasn't officially commented on this and neither has any other retailer that is allegedly "blackballing" Chris.

I don't want to side with Wal-Mart and their practice of arbitrarily censoring some of the products they carry but Chris has no one to blame here except himself. Does he really think it's the "industry's" fault? Just because you apologize for something like that . . . and even if you really, really, REALLY mean it . . . it doesn't just go away.

CELEBRITY TWEET: KIM KARDASHIAN posted this picture of herself on Twitter ... She says she's getting a cleaning, but some people claim this kind of apparatus is used for whitening. I just had my teeth cleaned a few weeks ago and I didn't need a mouth clamp.

SO WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE? ...It's CARRIE UNDERWOOD!

Friday, December 11, 2009

THE TIGER WOODS INCIDENT/AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE DAY #12: Mattress actress HOLLY SAMPSON has confirmed that she is indeed one of TIGER'S ANGELS.

Holly is the one we told you about yesterday who admitted during a webcam show last May that she was totally hitting dat. Since her name came up this month, however, she hasn't said a word about it. Until now.

Her lawyer released a statement yesterday confirming what was said last May. But the attorney added one important detail: Tiger WASN'T MARRIED when Holly had him.

Quote ... "Holly Sampson confirms that her relationship with Tiger Woods was intimate and that this relationship occurred while Mr. Woods was not married."

And get ready for the dirt to start coming out. He goes on the say that she "has not requested and will not accept any monetary amount for her silence" and that "Holly will be releasing details of this legitimate relationship."

MEANWHILE ... Another alleged mistress is heading in front of the cameras to bury Tiger further. JAMIE JUNGERS tells "Dateline" that she still loves TIGER WOODS. Hey, hookers can have feelings. Haven't you ever seen "Pretty Woman"???

In an interview airing tonight, she says, quote, "It . . . was way more than sex. It was very . . . emotional. I had a lot of feelings towards him."

By the way, Jamie does NOT feel she owes an apology to Tiger's wife. She says, quote, "I'm sorry for everything that's going down. And what may happen to her kids' . . . But no, I don't believe I owe her an apology." The "Dateline" special airs tonight at 9:00 P.M. on NBC.

SPEAKING OF ELIN ... It's not all bad news for Tiger. According to People magazine, Tiger's wife Elin does not plan on dumping his cheating ass. They're reporting she plans to stay for the sake of the children.

“She’s a child of divorce and that’s not something she’s likely going to want to do,” a source told the magazine. And while many of us continue to be shocked by the daily stream of revelations, the source tell People Tiger has come clean to Elin about everything. “Nothing that’s coming out now is a surprise. She knows what he has done, and they’ve had some long talks about it. They are getting everything out in the open.”

Meanwhile, sources told FoxNews that the two are considering leaving the country “very soon” to a private island closer to Sweden and Elin’s family.

IT'S ON BETWEEN MISTRESS #1 AND JOY BEHAR!!!: It is so very ON between RACHEL UCHITEL and JOY BEHAR. On "The View" yesterday, Joy made the following crack . . . quote, "Uchitel she's a hooker." Get it??? It sounds like, "You could tell she's a hooker." It's actually not a bad joke. I wish I had thought of it!

Rachel, however, was NOT amused. And she's considering a LAWSUIT if ABC doesn't issue a retraction. Rachel's attorney, Gloria Allred, says, quote, "This statement about Ms. Uchitel is false and defamatory and highly offensive to her ...

Even if the host said it in a joking way Rachel is not amused, because she values her reputation and her reputation has been damaged by this statement as it is completely false."

TIGER GRANTED ORDER BARRING BRITISH NEWS OUTLETS FROM PUBLISHING NUDE PHOTOS AND VIDEO OF HIM: Attorneys for TIGER were granted an order by Britain's High Court that bars any British media outlets from publishing nude photos and / or videos of Tiger.

Specifically, the order bars publication of, quote, "any photographs, footage or images taken or obtained of the claimant [Tiger] naked or any naked parts of the claimant's [Tiger's] body or of him involved in any sexual activity."

It's slightly odd and suspect because at the same time, however, Tiger's lawyers aren't admitting that any such materials actually exist. But in the event something DOES turn up, they have that covered as well ...

"In the event that these photographs do exist, and it is not admitted, any such images may have been fabricated, altered, manipulated and or changed to create the false appearance and impression that they are nude photographs of our client."

WAKEUP KREW EXCLUSIVE!!! THE TIGER SEX TAPE!!!: Playgirl magazine said it's trying to authenticate an alleged Tiger sex tape. Through our connections, we have managed to get our hands on an excerpt. It will probably be removed soon! So watch it HERE while you still can ...
UPDATE ON THE CHEATING SCANDAL THAT ROCKED THE NATION BEFORE TIGER: Remember when JOSH DUHAMEL cheated on FERGIE with the ... ahem ... 'dancer' in Atlanta right around Halloween? It was a big story ... cover of “People”, cover of “US Weekly” and, of course, broken by the National Enquirer.

Josh denied it and swore up and down he was going to sue the Enquirer – he didn’t, they had the story right, and he knew it – but sometimes if you threaten loud enough, people don’t notice that you never went through with it.

Fergie and he hadn’t appeared together since then ... but apparently all is forgiven because they walked the red carpet at the premiere of her new musical movie “Nine” ... TONY ROMO APPARENTLY NOT WORTH THE EFFORT: When you listened to CARRIE UNDERWOOD'S song "Cowboy Casanova" did you wonder if maybe she was taking a shot at her ex, TONY ROMO? Like the part where she sings, "He's candy-coated misery/He's the devil in disguise." ??? Well, she tells Esquire it's not. Carrie says she's not writing any sad songs about him. Quote, "I would never immortalize a guy that did me wrong. I would never give him that much credit."

JON GOSSELIN LOSES FIRST COURT BATTLE WITH TLC: We might not be seeing much of JON GOSSELIN in the near future ... because a judge in Maryland ruled in T-L-C's breach-of-contract case against Jon yesterday (Thursday) that Jon has to stop making media appearances. You see Virginia? There is a Santa Claus!

In his premilinary ruling, the judge pretty much sided with the network that Jon violated his contract by making unauthorized media appearances. A trial in the case has been set for April 19th.

TOTALLY UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMOR TIME: Some gossip blog is claiming JAKE GYLLENHAAL is going to propose to REESE WITHERSPOON over the holidays.
A so-called "source" says, quote, "Her children love him, his family loves her and now it's time to make it official. Reese is a traditional sort of lady, which is one of the many things Jake adores about her, and Christmas is her favorite holiday."

Thursday, December 10, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Playgirl magazine said it's trying to authenticate an alleged Tiger sex tape. Through our connections, we have managed to get our hands on this excerpt. It will probably be removed soon! See it while you still can ... HERE

THE TIGER WOODS INCIDENT/AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE DAY #11: RACHEL UCHITEL - TIGER WOODS' #1 mistress (allegedly, of course) finally broke her silence yesterday. But instead of a press conference with her attorney, like we were supposed to get last week, she decided to flap her gums to "OK!" magazine. I'm assuming she made the choice because "OK!" was willing to PAY her.

She said very little about her alleged involvement with Tiger. But here's some of what she did say: Quote, "I'm not a whore. I'm not a tramp. I'm not an escort. I'm not stupid or a bimbo."

She added, quote, "In every story, you need a villain and a hero. I've been characterized as a villain ... I make mistakes, but I'm not those things. I have very good qualities. When you're judged by the nation, it's really difficult. It's horrible."

DID TIGER PROFESS HIS LOVE TO HER???: "In Touch Weekly" printed some alleged e-mails that TIGER sent to RACHEL before his life . . . you know . . . imploded. This is probably the most interesting excerpt from them . . .

Quote, "I know it's brutal on you that you can't be with me all the time. I get it. It (effing) kills me, too. I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this. Not even at home.

You want someone to witness your life. I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay. (Eff). Why didn't we find each other years ago. We wouldn't be having this conversation."

MEANWHILE ONE OF THE OTHER ALLEGED HOOKUPS HAS APOLOGIZED TO TIGER'S WIFE: The first of TIGER'S alleged mistresses to apologize to ELIN NORDEGREN is . . . JAIMEE GRUBBS. Jaimee is one of the few who has actually ADMITTED to being one of Tiger's mistresses. Jaimee sat down with "Extra" yesterday and they asked her what she would say to Elin if she could. This was her reply . . .

"I have no words to explain, you know, what I've done to her and her family. I guess I would be deeply sorry for never considering her during the whole process, and not . . . him not bringing her up was just a way for me to just pretend that he didn't have [a wife], and for me not to deal with it.

But I mean, I'm not gonna ever say what I did was okay."

By the way . . . Jaimee also said she did NOT know Tiger was married when he started pursuing her. And by the time she found out, they were already in a relationship, and she was emotionally attached.

ANOTHER OF TIGER'S GIRLS HAD GONE PUBLIC MONTHS AGO: Back in May, mattress actress HOLLY SAMPSON revealed her sexual liaison with TIGER WOODS during a webcam talk show on some adult video site. The hostess asked Holly if she'd ever slept with any famous people . . . and Tiger was one of THREE guys she named . . . along with KEVIN COSTNER and STEPHEN DORFF. In the interview, she described Tiger as, quote, "Like, the whitest black guy you've ever met . . . His teeth are perfect and he's, like, the perfect gentleman."

She also expressed no remorse for revealing the affair at the time saying, quote, "It's not like it's any big mystery."

TMZ has the video HERE.

IS ELIN LEAVING TIGER AND THIS COUNTRY???!!!: Rumors continue to fly that Tiger’s wife is “furiously renegotiating” her prenup – as it turns out, she’s known about his cheating for quite some time!

Yesterday it was reported that she bought a house in Sweden, but in all actuality, she purchased it three months ago. At the time she told everyone she was buying it as an “investment” --

now, of course knowing what we know, one has to wonder if she’s getting ready to bail.
WHO SAID IT???: "When you've got some good looks like myself, you've got to take full advantage of it."

A.) George Clooney
B.) Terrell Owens
C.) Brad Pitt

Scroll down for the answer ...

IS JESSICA ALBA GETTING READY TO ‘CASH OUT’ OF HER MARRIAGE???!!!: JESSICA ALBA'S 18-month marriage to Cash Warren is strained to the breaking point—and his recent mouth mashing with LINDSAY LOHAN may have pushed it over the edge.
After Cash was caught with Lindsay at the Hollywood hotspot Villa on November 19TH, all hell has broken loose – Jessica even told a close friend “we're not even sleeping in the same bed”

Meanwhile, Lindsay is still in India – the day before she left, a photographer for the x-17 website saw her and Cash together again ... and check this out ... as soon as her plane landed, he was the first person she tweeted to announce she’d arrived safely. The tweet has since been removed.

GUESS WHO DON'T SUE: Listen to this blind item from Star magazine ... “Which athlete has been playing the field behind the back of his A-list girlfriend? One flirty nightclub encounter has already led to a series of dates, and his main girlfriend is getting suspicious” I got A-Rod! Who you got?

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE+CHICAS=BREAKUP RUMORS: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE partied with a whole slew of gorgeous girls the other night, sparking new rumors that he and JESSICA BIEL are on the rocks.

Timberlake has repeatedly denied his relationship with Biel is in trouble, but a source told the New York Post "he didn't look like a man with a girlfriend. He was partying in the upstairs VIP area with his best friend Trace and a bunch of sexy women. They were all over him, and he was loving it.”

At around 1:30 am, he left, along with Trace and a limo full of girls.

QUICKIES: 1.) GISELE BUNDCHEN gave birth to a baby boy on Tuesday night. This is the first kid for Gisele, but the second for husband TOM BRADY. He has a 2-year-old son with his ex-girlfriend, BRIDGET MOYNAHAN.

Bridget offered her congratulations, saying in a statement, "I wish [Tom and Gisele] the best with their baby. I'm sure my son will enjoy having a half-sibling." Bitter much? That came off kinda snarky, no?

2.) RIHANNA got a new tattoo Tuesday night ...
It says, "Never a failure, always a lesson." But it's written BACKWARDS ...
Rihanna says, quote, "I did it backwards to I could read it to myself in the mirror."

3.) There's a new celebrity couple in Hollywood ... "Life and Style" is reporting former "Girls Next Door" HOLLY MADISON is bumping uglies with GOOD CHARLOTTE punk BENJI MADDEN. Benji's twin brother Joel fornicates and procreates with NICOLE RICHIE. Benji himself used to get up all smooth up Nicole's former BFF, PARIS HILTON back in the day.

Holly isn’t shying away from the fact that she has a man, either She Tweeted this week: “You can say I’m hanging out with someone I have a crush on. [Benji] is just someone I have a crush on… for now!”

WHO SAID IT???: "When you've got some good looks like myself, you've got to take full advantage of it."

A.) George Clooney
B.) Terrell Owens
C.) Brad Pitt

ANSWER: TERRELL OWENS . . . who just signed a deal with Wilhelmina Models. VIDEO: L.A morning anchor gives it good to Perez Hilton ...